100% of the time hot spaghetti

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Welcome to 100% of the time hot spaghetti

We have one simple mission. Serving up spaghetti that is, on average, hot. How do we do it? Our top secret spaghetti technology ensures it will literally never lose its heat.

Available every week after Sunday and before Monday.

Please stop contacting us about our infinite heat technology, we will only ever use it for spaghetti.

50

Spaghetti's

SERVED

13000

Red Tins

CRACKED
Team Members

Our Master Chefs

Nick
Head Chef
Matt
Ass Chef
Some guy who fucks jam
Jam Fucker
Testimonial

Our Customers Love Us

I have never eaten here. I don't even like spaghetti.

Oprah

They made me roll dice and crack tins. It was the best day of my life.

Joe

I prefer jam.

Anonymous

The spaghetti was good, but my server took it away before I was finished, because "someone purchased all the spaghetti in the restaurant". When I asked him for a refund, he pretended to have a heart attack.

Jess
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